Ever used the T9 predictive text thingy? Well it does come up with some very odd yet strangely linked suggestions at times. Here are just a few of examples. Mail me if you have any others...
lips = kiss
nun = mum
home = good
phoned = sinned
eat = fat
sorted = posted
boy = any (the slappers choice)
pint = shot (I always said those two went together nicely)
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They also go together in sentences well too. For example, tell your partner that "your mum phoned earlier" and you'll get "your nun sinned earlier".
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